Biden’s Health Challenges Impact 2024 Campaign Video Production, New Book Reveals

Biden's Health Challenges Impact 2024 Campaign Video Production, New Book Reveals

Biden's Health Challenges Impact 2024 Campaign Video Production, New Book Reveals

**Biden’s Health Challenges Impact 2024 Campaign Video Production, New Book Reveals**

In a shocking new tell-all book titled *Biden’s Bumps: The Health Chronicles of a Campaign Trailblazer*, author and self-proclaimed “political health guru” Chuckle McGee reveals that President Joe Biden’s health challenges have led to some rather unconventional video production decisions for the 2024 campaign.

According to McGee, the Biden campaign has resorted to using “creative editing” techniques that would make even the most seasoned TikTok influencer blush. “We’re talking about a lot of green screens and a few too many filters,” McGee quipped. “At this point, Joe’s campaign videos look like they were shot in a 1990s sitcom.”

Sources close to the campaign report that Biden’s team has been experimenting with “virtual Joe” technology, which allows the president to appear in videos without actually being present. “It’s like a hologram, but with more dad jokes,” said campaign manager, Linda Laughington. “We’ve even programmed him to say things like, ‘I’m not just running for president; I’m running for the couch!’”

In one particularly memorable video, Biden is seen jogging through a park, only to be interrupted by a sudden “health break” where he sits down on a bench and starts a game of checkers with a squirrel. “It’s all about relatability,” said Laughington. “Who doesn’t love a good game of checkers with a furry friend?”

Critics have raised eyebrows at the campaign’s approach, with one anonymous voter stating, “I’m not sure if I’m voting for a president or auditioning for a new episode of *America’s Funniest Home Videos*.”

As the 2024 election looms, it seems Biden’s health challenges may just be the secret ingredient to a campaign that’s as entertaining as it is unpredictable. After all, who needs policy when you have a squirrel playing checkers?

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