**Biden Administration Staff Confront Oversight Deadline as Subpoena Threat Looms: Chaos Ensues!**
In a scene reminiscent of a high-stakes game of musical chairs, the Biden Administration staff found themselves scrambling this week as the looming threat of subpoenas sent them into a frenzy. With oversight deadlines approaching faster than a toddler on a sugar rush, aides were spotted frantically shuffling papers, hiding under desks, and attempting to bribe the office coffee machine for a few extra hours of productivity.
“Honestly, I thought we were just going to have a nice, quiet week,” said Press Secretary Karla “The Paper Shredder” Johnson, who was last seen trying to convince a fax machine to self-destruct. “But then I heard the word ‘subpoena’ and suddenly it felt like I was back in high school, trying to avoid the principal after accidentally setting off the fire alarm.”
Meanwhile, Chief of Staff Ron “The Deadline Slayer” Klain was seen pacing the halls, muttering to himself, “If I can just find the right combination of caffeine and panic, we might just make it through this!” Witnesses reported that he was also attempting to negotiate a peace treaty with the office cat, Mr. Whiskers, who had taken over the conference room as his personal throne.
In a bizarre twist, Secretary of State Antony Blinken was overheard saying, “If we can just convince Congress that we’re actually a reality TV show, maybe they’ll forget about the subpoenas.” This prompted a round of applause from staffers who were already brainstorming potential titles for the show, including “Keeping Up with the Bidens” and “The Real Housewives of Washington, D.C.”
As the clock ticks down, the Biden Administration staff is left with one burning question: “How many coffee runs does it take to avoid a subpoena?” Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure—if they survive this oversight deadline, they’ll definitely have enough material for a Netflix special.
