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Suzanne C Anthony

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Yale Dean Heather Gerken to Lead Ford Foundation in Bizarre Twist of Fate

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Trump: DOGE monster eyes Elon for lunch as Musk threatens ads for unloyal lawmakers on BBB.

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Trump Calls Mamdani a ‘Total Nut Job’ for Not Condemning ‘Globalize the Intifada’ – News at 11, folks!

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Trump’s Megabill Dodges 4 Senate Amendments like a Pro, Squeaks by with 1 Victory

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

AOC’s Childhood Nickname Exposed: Spoiler Alert, it’s not Bronx Girl – it’s Queen of the Green New Deal

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Socialist Candidate Wants to Tax Rich White Folks. Shock and Awe Ensues!

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

DOJ Tells US Attorneys: Citizenship Revoked for Crimes? It’s Not Personal, It’s Just Business

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Shocking! Jeffrey Epstein’s Files Reveal More Videos Than a Kardashian Family Vacation!

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Global Stocks Drop Because Apparently, Gravity Still Works

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Loser of Past 8 Elections Somehow Thinks 9th Time’s the Charm

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Trump Threatens to Raise Taxes by 68% if Senate Doesn’t Pass Bill, Shocking No One on the Planet

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Pilots: The dinosaurs of air combat?

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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