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  • World News

Pope Francis Visits Children in the Hospital

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  • Published: March 16, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Business

Breaking: North Pole Locks Out Elf Union – Christmas is Cancelled

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  • Published: December 2, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Politics

Papa Joe Biden Pardons Son Hunter – What Does It Mean?

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  • Published: December 2, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Science

Did You Sea An Alien? Government Reports Aliens Living In Ocean

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  • Published: December 2, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Labor

North Pole To Lock Elves Out – Is Christmas Cancelled?

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  • Published: December 1, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Science

Former Pentagon Official Reveals: Alien Tech Sparks ‘Top-Secret, Decades-Long Arms Race’… Because Why Not?

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  • Published: November 27, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Labor

9 Days Into Elf Strike, What To Know

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  • Published: November 27, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • World News

World Governments Approve New Universal Language: ‘LOL’

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • US

Politician’s Promises Revealed to Be ‘Really, Really Cool Ideas That Don’t Work’

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • US

U.S. Economy Bounces Back by Releasing a ‘Best of 2020’ Nostalgia Package

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • World News

World Leaders Agree: Nothing Gets Done Until Someone Tweets About It

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • World News

U.K. Prime Minister To Spend Next Week in Space to ‘Get Some Perspective’

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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