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  • World News

World Governments Approve New Universal Language: ‘LOL’

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Politician’s Promises Revealed to Be ‘Really, Really Cool Ideas That Don’t Work’

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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U.S. Economy Bounces Back by Releasing a ‘Best of 2020’ Nostalgia Package

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • World News

World Leaders Agree: Nothing Gets Done Until Someone Tweets About It

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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U.K. Prime Minister To Spend Next Week in Space to ‘Get Some Perspective’

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • US

Study Finds 75% of All U.S. Laws Could Be Rewritten as Memes

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  • Published: November 24, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • World News

China Releases Statement Confirming They Are Also Over The Whole Pandemic Thing

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  • Published: November 24, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Congress Just Added 10,000 Pages to the National Debt with New Tax Code, No One Can Read It

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  • Published: November 24, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • World News

EU Announces New Plan to Fix Everything by 2070

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Science
  • US

NASA’s Latest Discovery: Aliens Have Been Avoiding Earth Because of Our Reality TV

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • World News

Pope Announces New Vatican App: ‘Confession in 140 Characters or Less’

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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  • Business
  • World News

Elon Musk Launches Mars Mission, Immediately Offers ‘Free Wi-Fi’ to Martians

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  • Published: November 23, 2024
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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