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West Virginia Water Park Claims 3 Casualties, Lifeguards on High Alert for Missing Guests

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

LA Mayor dismisses anti-ICE riots as basically a block party, claims 1992 riots were just a warm-up act.

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Karine Jean-Pierre jumps ship after realizing Dems are beyond repair

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Military Parade Lures Patriots to DC: Because Nothing Says ‘America’ Like Watching Tanks Drive By!

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Minnesota Manhunt: Neighboring State Fears for Safety as Search for Trigger-Happy Lawmaker’s Shooter Intensifies

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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BREAKING: Trump supporters peacefully frolic through LA streets, while anti-Trump violence mysteriously disappears.

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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GOP Ready to Play Musical Chairs with Feinstein’s Senate Seat

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Family of FedEx shooting victim sues gun mag makers – because obviously magazines are the real culprits here, right?

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Tennessee man tries to become hitman online, FBI not amused. Spoof website fail leads to charges.

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Oops! Crosley Green’s Brief Taste of Freedom Ends, Back to Prison for Crime He Definitely Didn’t Commit

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Fulton County Jail Leaders Throw in the Towel After Inmate Dies and Complaints About Gross Bathrooms!

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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ATF Official Absolutely Sure They’ll Catch Shooter…Eventually

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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