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City Agrees to Deal with ICE to Keep American People Safe…Unless You’re an Immigrant, Then You’re on Your Own! #SafetyFirstButNotForEveryone

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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FBI on High Alert for Iranian Spies: They’re Everywhere, Even in Your Local Coffee Shop!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Agency Democrats Fought to Protect Gets Bribed, Four Plead Guilty. DOGE Not Impressed.

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Turtle outsmarts pilot in tragic plane crash: NTSB blames reckless reptile for airborne disaster.

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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New York High School Overrun by Clones – 15 Sets of Twins Graduate, Chaos Ensues

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Ex-Mayor Turns Super Snitch, Sells Tell-All Book for Big Bucks as Legal Woes Pile Up!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Old man yells at cloud: Biden throws shade at Trump and history erasers at Juneteenth event

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Foreign Policy Geniuses Slam Tim Walz for Thinking China Knows Morals

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump Declares Himself Supreme Leader, Grants Himself Permission to Strike Iran

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Shark Attacks: The Hottest New Summer Vacation Trend!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Rahm Emanuel considers 2028 White House run: I’m sure I can screw things up just as well as anyone else!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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HHS to California: Stop brainwashing kids with sex ed or else!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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