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Suzanne C Anthony

  • Politics

Newsom to Vance: Debate Me Bro!

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Hot Mess: 22-Year-Old Sends Nudes to 14-Year-Old, Shocking No One

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Karen Spotted Emerging from Cave, Slowly Readjusting to Civilization

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Man Arrested at Utah ‘No Kings’ Rally Shooting Released Because Police Couldn’t Find Any Evidence. #InnocentUntilProvenGuilty

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Trump Ditches G-7 to Solve Israel-Iran Drama: Because Who Needs World Peace When You’re on Week 22?

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Bernie Sanders Endorses Punk Rocker Who Loves Spouting Racism and Sexism – What a Match!

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Americans Shocked to Discover Iran Not Just a Fictional Country: Poll

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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CEO Shocked to Find That People Rioting Against ICE Might Actually Be Paid Agitators!

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Anti-ICE Heroes Save the Day: Child Rapist Thanks Them for the Getaway!

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Chinese Spies Busted in Swing State, Israel’s Beef with Iran: CCP’s Wake Up Call or Just Another Tuesday?

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Judge Shocked to Discover Military Might Not Belong in Streets, Inquires About Posse Comitatus

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Minnesota Man Fears Knocking on Door Could be Deadly, Thanks to Fake Cops – Satirical News at Its Finest

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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