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US Strikes on Iran Hailed as ‘Incredible Success’ by Military Brass and Guy Who Thinks Germs Are a Hoax

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Fetterman’s Shocking Endorsement: Trump’s Iran Strikes Totally Logical – The Onion

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Bernie Sanders live streams Trump’s Iran strikes, promptly challenges oligarchy at ‘Fighting Oligarchy’ rally.

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Fred Smith, FedEx founder who showed UPS who’s boss, finally delivers himself to the afterlife at 80.

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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GOP Senators Declare War on Sanctuary Cities: No More Free Rides for Criminals!

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Juneteenth Celebration in South Carolina Goes Off with a Bang: 1 Dead, 10 Shot Near Veterans’ Center

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump hailed as Peacekeeper-in-Chief for avoiding World War 3 with Iran’s nuclear program debacle.

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Texas schools to replace textbooks with stone tablets; Ten Commandments now mandatory in classrooms

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Major US cities scramble to stock up on sunscreen following airstrikes on Iranian nuclear facilities.

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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U.S. Cities Freak Out After Iran Gets Bombed, Traffic Jams Expected

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Congress: Trump’s Iran Strikes Not Cool, Bro

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Congress Uses Not-So-New Resolution to Tell Trump: No More Playtime in Iran! #WarPowersWhoopsie

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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