White House Demands ‘Gold Standard Science’ to Depoliticize Research and Restore Trust – Because Who Needs Politics in Science Anyway? …
Trump to Hold Emergency Meeting with Security Team After Successful ‘Operation Midnight Hammer’ and Other Wildly Unpredictable Events! …
House Republicans Shamelessly Attack Democrats for Having Rational Thoughts on Tax Cuts in ‘Totally Not Self-Serving’ Bill …
Texas Dad Struck by Lightning While Trying to Improve His Golf Game, RIP to His Handicap ⚡️⛳️ #GolfGoneWrong …
Trump to visit The Hague, NATO leaders to discuss Iran crisis as world collectively prays for his Twitter password to be changed. …
ICE detains breastfeeding wife of Marine vet, because apparently feeding a baby is a national security threat 🤷♂️ #OnlyInAmerica …
OKC Thunder Shockingly Win Second Title by Actually Playing Basketball: Beat Indiana in Game 7, NBA Finals. …
