Suzanne C Anthony

China Releases Statement Confirming They Are Also Over The Whole Pandemic Thing

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Congress Just Added 10,000 Pages to the National Debt with New Tax Code, No One Can Read It

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EU Announces New Plan to Fix Everything by 2070

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NASA’s Latest Discovery: Aliens Have Been Avoiding Earth Because of Our Reality TV

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Pope Announces New Vatican App: ‘Confession in 140 Characters or Less’

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Elon Musk Launches Mars Mission, Immediately Offers ‘Free Wi-Fi’ to Martians

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Thanksgiving ‘Food Coma’ Now Classified as a National Emergency

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Congress Passes Bill to Rename Thanksgiving: ‘Pre-Black Friday’ Shopping Day

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Not 72 Hours On Strike, North Pole Records First Lost Time Accident

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Union Workers Celebrate 12th Annual ‘We Tried’ Picnic After Negotiating With Management

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CEO Announces Record Profits While Promising to Cut Employee Benefits for ‘Efficiency’

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HR Department Finally Admits, ‘We Don’t Actually Know What We Do Here’

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