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Ex-ICE Chief: Biden’s Border Crisis Unleashes Iranian Sleeper Agents – Next Stop, Your Local Coffee Shop!

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Americans in Qatar advised to stay in bubble wrap fort as Iranians play war games.

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Trump Sends PAC to Punish Congressman for Questioning His Supreme Power to Bomb Iran!

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Michigan Police Reveal Shocking Twist: Church Shooter Actually a Member of the Congregation!

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

SCOTUS to Decide: Can Prison Guards Cut Rastafarian’s Sacred Locks or Nah?

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Louisiana Prison Guards Mistake Rasta’s Locks for Weed; Supreme Court to Decide if Dreadlocks are the New Marijuana

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Americans in Qatar ordered to play hide and seek as Iran flexes its muscles against US interests.

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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‘DOGE Dumps Fed Real Estate: Cabinet Agencies Forced to Couch Surf’

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

US Stocks Dip, Oil Prices Inch Up as Markets Wait for Iran to Decide If They’re Mad Enough to Crash the Economy.

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Security Expert: American Tourists Should Brush Up on Their Running Skills at Airports Post-Iran Strikes

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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BREAKING: Clinton Endorses Scandal-Plagued Cuomo for NYC Mayor, Because What Could Go Wrong?

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Senate GOP rushes to pass bills so Trump can continue to claim party unity. Spoiler alert: chaos ensues.

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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