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Fed Chair Powell: I’ll cut interest rates when I feel like it, Trump!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump Jets Off to NATO Summit After Whiplash Peace Treaty and Other Headlines That Will Make You Question Reality

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Trump Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize for Not Starting World War 3

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump’s F-bomb diplomacy: Israel and Iran get a taste of presidential potty mouth

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Minnesota lawmaker’s missionary work in Africa includes shooting suspect preaching years before deadly attack.

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Expert Reveals Foolproof Training Plan to Stop Churches from Attacking Back

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump steals spotlight in mayoral race, because who doesn’t want a reality TV star running their city?

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Europe finally gives in to Trump’s demands, agrees to buy him a bigger military toy at NATO summit.

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Red State Finally Realizes Antisemitism Exists, Decides to Do Something About It

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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U.S. Border Patrol Spotted on Vacation in Ohio as Trump Deports the Unlucky

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Cuomo’s Comeback Crushed by Zohran Mamdani in NYC Mayoral Primary: Catskill King’s Reign Dethroned!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Florida Man to Receive Ultimate Bar Review: Execution for Unconventional Dating Strategies

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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