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Suzanne C Anthony

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Shocker: Republicans Back Trump’s Bold Move to Nuke Iran (Satire)

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Bondi promises to protect all 3 religions in hilarious attempt to cover up Wray-era scandal.

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Chaos at Coney Island Beach: NYPD Arrests More People Than Hot Dogs Sold

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Trump to AOC: Impeach me, I dare you! Make my day, punk

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Atlanta Police Arrest Rainbow Bandits, AKA The Flag Smashers, for Hate Crimes Against Pride Flags

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Senator Shocked that Dead People Don’t Get Benefits Faster!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

South Carolina AG Runs for Gov, Wants to Pay Taxes in DOGE for LOLs

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Cuomo: From Scandal to Comeback in NYC – Can He Keep It in His Pants This Time?

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Wisconsin Court Rules in Favor of Earthworms Over Evil Chemicals

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Former jail guard now expert witness in quadruple murder trial, proving anyone can become a legal authority with enough time behind bars!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Florida’s ‘Gator Jail’ – ICE detainees get cozy with nature’s toothiest security guards!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Tropical Storm Andrea: The Atlantic’s First of the Season Superstar!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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