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US Rep. LaMonica McIver to face assault charges for aggressive handshakes at immigration center.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Lucky Lotto Losers: Mega Millions Numbers Drawn Yet Again

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Trump to grace NATO Summit with his presence, world leaders prepare for unprecedented charisma overload

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Trump’s Wallet Feeling Lighter as Lawsuit Challenges Funding Cuts

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Cuomo graciously steps aside for AOC-approved Mamdani in NYC Dem primary, promises to continue perfecting his PowerPoint skills.

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Teen ‘Big Balls’ Exposes Trump’s Team for Spending Big Bucks, Bails on Cost-Cutting Crusade.

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

NYC Polls Closed, But Ranked-Choice Voting Keeps Candidates on the Hamster Wheel of Democracy!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Man arrested for bombing fertility center miraculously dies in federal custody. Coincidence? We investigate.

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

AOC Puppet Bernie Sanders Promises to Spend Like a Kid in a Candy Store as NYC Mayor

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Florida Executes Man for Killing Outside Bar: State Shows Mercy by Not Charging for His Drinks

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Teen’s track meet fatal stabbing: just another day at high school or the start of a new Olympic event?

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Baltimore Shooting: Suspect Killed, Officer Injured, Bodycam Captures Hilarious Cry of ‘Cease Fire’

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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