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Suzanne C Anthony

  • US

South Carolina Sheriff Shocked to Find Out Bullets Hurt Deputy

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Trump to Arm Israel with US B-2s in Case Iran Tries to Play with Nuclear Fire – Because What Could Go Wrong?

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Judge to Philadelphia City Workers: Strike? Not on My Watch!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

US Judge Orders Huawei to Face Racketeering Charges, China Shooketh by American Justice!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

State Department’s ‘America First’ Makeover: Because Who Needs Diplomacy When You Have Patriotism, Right?

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Trump’s ‘Yuge’ Bill Ready for House Vote; Spoiler Alert: It’s the Biggest, Most Beautiful Bill You’ve Ever Seen!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Alaska Senator Sells Out for $3.3T Megabill, Remembers She Represents Alaska, Apparently

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Trump rushes to execute gender-bending cultist for Border Patrol murder: lawyers cry foul.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Trump Administration Shuts Down Climate Website, Promises to Reset Earth’s Thermostat 😂🌍 #FakeNewsCentral

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Florida teen threatens McMassacre over messed up McNuggets: police.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Local man actually expected to follow through with guilty plea: shocker!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Biden’s border chaos: Migrant kids given to sketchy sponsors, what could go wrong? – DHS.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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