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Dem Socialist’s Primary Win Proves Democrats Now Prefer Avocado Toast Over Caviar, Experts Confirm

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump Roasts Dems’ Failures, Panics Over AOC & Crockett’s Radical Power: Newsflash – The Sky Is Falling!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Local man demonstrates his masterful hate crime skills in Boulder rampage, indicted on 12 charges.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Fit meathead arrested for challenging meat-obsessed podcaster.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump Roasts Commie Lunatic Mamdani and Dems After NYC Primary Win – Shocked Supporters Left Scrambling

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump offers thoughts and prayers to Ukrainian reporter whose husband is at war, but don’t worry – he’s got it all under control!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Brown bear’s blinged-out grin makes all the forest critters jealous!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Alaskan bear gets blinged-out smile with massive metal crown for tooth on The Onion.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Philly Cop Shoots Kid, Family Wins $3M. In other news, water is wet.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Trump: California must ban trans girls from sports, because equality is confusing!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Ella Emhoff Scarred for Life by Return to NYC Polling Station where she Voted for Harris

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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American Airlines plane makes smoking hot emergency landing.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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