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Bill de Blasio: Mamdani Fears Just a Little Exaggerated, Says Guy Who Ran NYC.

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Husband of the Year Barry Morphew Finally Caught for Wifey’s Murder: Colorado’s Longest Game of Hide and Seek Comes to an End!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Mississippi executes man who outlived all his roommates on death row since ’76 – now that’s what we call a long-term lease!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Anti-Semitic Terrorist Suspect in Boulder Attack Charged with Hating Too Much

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Karen’s Jury Foreman Demands FBI Investigation into Bumbling Boston Cops’ Mishap

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

San Diego police on wild goose chase for fake rideshare creep.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Cuomo Crushed in Mayoral Race, Plans to Drop Out: Report. Looks like NYC won’t be getting its very own Cuomo administration after all!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Cuomo’s Mayoral Hopes Crushed, Drops Out of Race – More Time for His Book Deal!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Minnesota sued for favoring illegal immigrants over Americans in college tuition. Oops, did Lady Liberty forget her glasses?

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Kari Lake Vows to Shut Down ‘Rotten’ US Agency for Global Media by 2026: A Boondoggle Indeed!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Huge, Tremendous Weekend on the Hill: ‘Is Anyone Actually Enjoying Themselves?’

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

ICE Denies Pregnant Woman Care: Trump DHS Insists It’s Just Fake News, Believe Us!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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