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Senate ‘Scorekeeper’ Stirs Up Drama by Blocking Trump’s Plans – Cue the Tantrum!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

VP Vance: The Swiss Army Knife of Trump’s MAGA Agenda, or Just Another Sharp Tool in the Shed?

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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GOP Finally Embraces Rainbow Marriage After Way Too Many Years

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Supreme Court: Planned Parenthood funding slashed, pro-lifers rejoice!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Fortnite Players Get Rich Quick! Find Out How to Trick Them Into Giving You Refunds

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Supreme Court Decides: States Can Now Play Doctor and Cut Medicaid Funding to Planned Parenthood

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Justices Shocked to Find Death Row Inmate Not Guilty Thanks to DNA Testing

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Diddy accused of using power, violence, and fear – but hey, at least he didn’t steal your lunch money! #satire #DiddyDrama

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Millennials Could Actually Save the Planet, Win $1M Grants

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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88-Year-Old’s Office Realizes She Accidentally Announced Re-Election Campaign While Napping

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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NY Republicans Freak Out Over ‘Dangerous’ Zohran Mamdani Mayoral Win: Cats and Dogs Living Together, Mass Hysteria! #SatireSquad

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Supreme Court Shocker: Planned Parenthood Denied Medicaid Funds – Justice Scales Tipped in Favor of Patriarchy!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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