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Suzanne C Anthony

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GOP Senator Blames Empty Hospital for Tax Vote on Trump Bill

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Florida bomb squad blows up watermelon to show fireworks are deadly

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

MS-13 Leader in Trump’s Crosshairs Gets Slap on the Wrist for Murder Spree – Just 8 Casualties, No Biggie!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Wisconsin Supreme Court Rules: Money Talks, Fetuses Walk!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Pope Leo XIV’s childhood home purchased by desperate town hoping for divine intervention in village revival!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Colorado Capitol caves to snowflake liberals, swaps out distorted Trump portrait after constant whining.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Tunnel to Towers Saves America by Giving Away Free Houses to Superheroes

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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FBI Cracks Down on Anti-Tren Turf War – Turns out Migrant Gangs Prefer Choo-Choo Trains to Planes

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Trump’s Bestie Faces Challenge from MAGA Wannabe in Senate Showdown

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Elon Musk Praises Trump in Break from BBB Bashing, World Peace Declared (Not Really)

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Establishment Dems panic as socialist candidate wins NYC primary; plan ‘Project 2029’ to stay relevant.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

ICE to LA Mayor: You go home first!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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