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Environmentalists Attempt to Foil Trump’s ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ Plan with Hilarious Last-Ditch Lawsuit

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Young Shark Blamed for New York Beach Attack; Officials Suggest Sharknado Conspiracy

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Schumer to Torture Senate with Reading of Trump’s ‘Bigly Beautiful Bill’

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Rubio Shocked that Iran’s Threats are ‘Unacceptable’ – Who Knew?

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Kansas Man vs. Fireworks: A Deadly Battle of Epic Proportions Ends in Tragic Victory for All Parties Involved

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Protesters Block Highway in Florida Swamp, Demand Alligator Vacation Homes instead!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Blue state Republican: Senate’s tax write-off offer is like winning the lottery!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Chaos in Yellowstone as Bison Decides to Take a Dip in Hot Spring… Literally

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

GOP Freshman Throws Party for Kid Who Survived Middle East Drama – Film at 11!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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GOP Senators: Leaked Iran report as inaccurate as our election fraud claims – The Onion

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Pompeo Declares US Back to Leading World After Bombing Iran – World Cheers, World Laughs!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Shark-Saving Diver Shocked by Trump Pardon for Felony: My Heart Didn’t Sink, But the Sharks Did!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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