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StopAntisemitism Founder Predicts Apocalypse if Mamdani Becomes NYC Mayor

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

California fireworks factory explosion leaves 7 missing – evacuation orders still in place, but hey, at least the fireworks were a blast!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Georgia Mall Shooting: Shoppers Mistake Black Friday Madness for Free-for-All, Multiple Casualties Reported

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

FDA Official Goes Rogue, Plays Russian Roulette with COVID Vaccines!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Trump asks Supreme Court to help him clean out the ‘deep state’ of pesky consumer safety officials.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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California man creates To-Do List for White supremacist picnic, includes picnic baskets and assassination of federal officials.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

DOJ Indicts Masked Crusader Who Thwarted ICE with PPE Drop on Live TV

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Georgia Mall Shooting Leaves Shoppers More Wounded Than Their Wallets: Police Say Oops!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Tiny Plane Crashes in NJ, World Shocked by ‘Mass Casualty’ of 3 Injured Passengers.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • US

Trump: Education grants used for ‘leftwing agenda’… aka teaching facts.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
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Florida’s ‘Gator Jail’ to Welcome Immigrant Guests – Come for the Alligators, Stay for the Detention!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony
  • Politics

Bush and Trump’s enemies unite to roast ‘colossal screw-up’ of shutting down USAID

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author Suzanne C Anthony

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