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Woody Barnum

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IAEA Shocked to Find Iran’s Enriched Uranium Playing Hide and Seek After US Military Strikes

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • Entertainment

Former teen heartthrob turned CPR teacher Bobby Sherman dies at 81 – finally succumbs to the dangers of saving lives.

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • World News

UN Chief Hails Trump’s Cease-Fire Skills: Who Needs Consistency When You’ve Got Peace, Right?

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
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Exiled Prince Gives Iranian Military ‘Final Chance’ to Rebel Against Oppression – Spoiler Alert: They Probably Won’t

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
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Peace in Middle East? IDF accuses Iran of cheating on ceasefire, shocker!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
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Trump Saves the Day by Fixing Iran Ceasefire Despite Threat of Totally Shattered Regime Arsenal!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
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Trump Declares Himself Savior of Middle East with Epic Peace Treaty to End ‘Almost Two Week Skirmish’

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
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Syrian authorities nab ‘criminals’ for church attack; turns out they just wanted a pew to themselves: satire

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • World News

Experts eagerly await Trump’s verdict on Iran’s nuclear program, hoping for another monumental display of damage.

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
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Oops! US Accidentally Gives Iran Nuclear Glow-Up in Satellite Pics.

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • World News

Prince of Persia Declares ‘Game of Thrones’ in Iran: Time for Islamic Republic to Bend the Knee!

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • Entertainment

Fashion Legend Misses Milan Fashion Week for First Time in 50 Years, Designs Still Outshine Everyone Else’s, Praise Be to Armani!

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum

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