Woody Barnum

Oscar-worthy Academy Adds Random Celebs like Grande, Aquaman, and Conan

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Iran Claims US Strike on Nuclear Sites Was Actually Just a Really Intense Firework Show, Expert Reveals

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Belarusian dissident graciously credits Trump for freedom, calls on UN to stop slacking.

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Denis Villeneuve to Ruin Next James Bond Movie: Here’s What You Need to Know

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Music History: Where Albums Go to Die

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SiriusXM to launch 24/7 pro wrestling channel, because apparently there are still people who want to listen to that.

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Champion skydiver proves gravity’s point in wingsuit jump fail.

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Kim Jong-un cuts tape at new North Korean tourist spot, but sorry foreigners, you’re still not invited!

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SiriusXM to Broadcast 24/7 Professional Wrestling – Because Who Needs Real News Anyway?

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Mossad Chief Graciously Accepts Participation Trophy from US for Thwarting Iran – News at 11!

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Iran Cracks Down Harder on Own People After Getting a Bit Spooked by US, Israel

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Issey Miyake Turns Cartier Foundation into Fancy Plant Zoo

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