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Woody Barnum

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‘Siberian Savior’ locked up for ‘miraculous’ cult mishaps.

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • World News

Russia Takes Advantage of US Distractions to Play in Ukraine Sandbox

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • World News

Israel’s Totally Not Spying on Gaza with Hilarious Conversations Released amid Aid Criticisms

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • Entertainment

Bob Vylan: How Dare You Criticize Us for Speaking on Gaza at Glastonbury! – The Hypocrisy Chronicles

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • Entertainment

Brazil to Reopen Museum That Totally Didn’t Burn Down Last Year, We Promise!

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • World News

UK Jews Warn of Alarming Rise in Antisemitism, Blame Glastonbury Festival for Hate Chants! #NotJustBadMusic #SatireIsLife

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • Entertainment

Breaking: Czech Philharmonic Hires Time Traveler as Future Chief Conductor

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • Entertainment

EA Sports to Finally Give College Athletes Their Fair Share of $0

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • Entertainment

Erie Seawolves Rebranded as Moon Mammoths by John Oliver – Because Nothing Says Baseball Like Prehistoric Giants!

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • World News

Trump Tells Israel: Stop Fighting in Gaza, I Need More Accords!

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • Entertainment

Glastonbury: Where Pop Stars and Politicians Collide (Way Before Bob Vylan!)

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • Entertainment

Lin-Manuel Miranda and the Boring Historian Dude to Get Participation Trophies

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum

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