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Woody Barnum

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Trump and Rubio miraculously end centuries-old conflict in Rwanda and Congo while Pakistan waits for Nobel Prize with bated breath

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • Entertainment

R. Kelly Thinks Prison is Trying to Out-Sing Him, Judge Says No Parole

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • World News

European diplomats beg Iran to keep talking nukes with US, because who doesn’t love a good apocalypse chat?

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • World News

Oops! Iran Talks Forget to Secure Nukes, Expert Facepalms

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • Entertainment

Stanley Cup Final Struggles to Keep Viewers Engaged, Loses to 4 Nations Final – Can’t Compete with Soccer!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • World News

UN nuclear chief shocked to find out Iran has bomb-making materials but forgot to make a plan.

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • Entertainment

Deaf actress Marlee Matlin shocks world with new documentary: Just Pretending I Can Hear

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • Entertainment

Breaking News: BTS Members Finally Allowed to Return to Their Day Jobs as K-Pop Idols

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • Entertainment

Tennis Star Jannik Sinner Croons on Andrea Bocelli’s Latest Hit – Ace-ing Those High Notes!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • Entertainment

Breaking News: BTS Finally Escapes Military Service – World Holds Breath

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • World News

Whoops! Israel accidentally decorates hospitals and homes with Iranian missiles

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum
  • Entertainment

Tiny hat, big bucks: Napoleon’s stuff sells for fortune in Paris

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Woody Barnum

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