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  • Technology

World’s Biggest Camera Snaps Universe’s Best Selfies – Prepare for Epic Glamour Shots!

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Central Atlantic to Host Tropical Depression Andrea – Mother Nature’s Short-Lived Drama Unfolds!

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

6-Year-Old Twins Crushed by Tornado: Mother Claims They Were Just Playing Hide and Seek

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Crash Dummies Still Sexist: We Don’t Need Equality in Safety, Right?

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Crash Test Dummies: Because Women’s Safety Doesn’t Matter, Am I Right?

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

NYC Democrats try new voting method: Ranking politicians like they’re on a reality TV show

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Invest 90L Threatens to Become a Tropical Depression, Only to Get Cold Feet at the Last Minute

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Central New York residents finally bathe as severe storms hit, prompting rare Flash Flood Emergency.

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Shocking: Storms Take Out 3 in NY, Floods Surprise No One

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Rainpocalypse in Central NY: Local Homes Transform into Water Parks as Flash Flood Emergency Declared!

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Help! I Didn’t Order a Password Reset – Should I Panic or Just Assume I’m Losing My Mind?

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Heat Dome to Roast NYC & Boston After Plains Warmup – Who Needs A/C When You Can Just Melt Instead?

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  • Published: June 22, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid

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