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John Abadavid

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Magnitude 4.2 Earthquake Shakes Hawaii Coast

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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  • Technology

Ascension Healthcare Data Breach Affects 430,000 Patient Records

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Severe Storms Ignite Tornado Threat Across 11 States, Including Kentucky and Tennessee

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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  • Technology

Advanced Wireless Waterproof Bionic Arm with Full 360-Degree Wrist Mobility

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Tornado Watch Issued for 9 States, Including Kentucky, as Severe Weather Threat Affects 60 Million

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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First Tropical Wave of the 2025 Atlantic Hurricane Season Emerges Near Africa

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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  • Technology

Google’s Search Engine Transitions to Full ‘AI Mode’ in Next Phase of Overhaul

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Tornado Watch Activated in Kentucky Amid Renewed Severe Weather Threat Affecting 60 Million

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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  • Technology

Android Scam Enables Remote Credit Card Theft by Hackers

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Late-Season Nor’easter to Hit East Coast with Heavy Rain Before Memorial Day Weekend

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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  • Technology

RFK Jr. Commits to US Vaccine System Stability Amidst Upcoming Changes

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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  • Technology

Senate Moves Forward with Stablecoin Regulation Legislation

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  • Published: June 3, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid

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