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Atlantic Hurricane Season Off to a Riveting Start with Tropical Storm Andrea Making a Grand Entrance

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Tropical Storm Andrea Decides to Crash Central Atlantic Ocean Party on Tuesday

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Oops, Your Health Data Got Sold! Who Needs Consent Anyway?

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Floridian Lightning Strikes Down Colorado Man on Honeymoon, Shocking No One

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Waymo’s robotaxis in Atlanta: because who needs human drivers when you have killer robots and sketchy partnerships?

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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UK antitrust watchdog: Google’s monopoly on search may soon face competition… from other search engines? Shocking!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Hot Mess: Heat Dome Roasts Midwest to Northeast, Buckling Roads and Ruining Vacations

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Robots Take Over Auto Plant, Humans Relieved of Tedious Quality Checks and Assembly

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Hot Hot Hot! Heatwave Melts Roads and Tempers Across Midwest to Northeast, Travel Woes Ahead

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Japanese Company Blames Laser Pointer for Moon Crash… Again!

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Wildfire burn scars go for a swim in New Mexico, prompt dramatic rescues from flash flooding

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Ancient thermometers cry uncle as Northeast sizzles under heat dome – millions sweat it out!

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  • Published: June 23, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid

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