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John Abadavid

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Saudi Arabia to Launch New ‘Progressive Reforms,’ Including Allowing Citizens to Blink Twice for Freedom

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  • Published: November 22, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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U.N. Declares New Global Crisis: Lack of Consensus on How to Solve Anything

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  • Published: November 22, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Russia and Ukraine Agree on Peace Talks: 3-Way Boxing Match Between Jake Paul, Vladimir Putin, and Volodymyr Zelenskyy To Be Streamed Live on Netflix

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  • Published: November 22, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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GM To Relocate Factories to Deep South – Cage Fight Will Determine Exact Location

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  • Published: November 21, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Biden Set To Be First US President To Open Presidential Ice Cream Parlor

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  • Published: November 20, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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UFOs Spotted Over Roswell, NM: Alien Tourists or Just Really Bad Drones?

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  • Published: November 19, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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The Top 5 Ways Humans Are Actually Cyborgs (And Don’t Know It Yet)

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  • Published: November 19, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Volodymyr Zelenskyy to host begging classes to world leaders

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  • Published: November 17, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Harris Campaign Racks Up $2.6 Million in Private Jet Bills, Because Who Needs Budgeting When You Have Sky-High Ambitions?

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  • Published: November 17, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid
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Breaking: Scientists Discover New Species of Talking Cats

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  • Published: November 17, 2024
  • Author John Abadavid

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