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  • Weather

Andrea Decides to Take a Quick Vacation in Central Atlantic, Gets Tired After 12 Hours as Tropical Storm.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Intergalactic Curry, Pierogis, and Goulash: Astronauts from India, Poland, and Hungary Take Off on Space Station Adventure!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Robots Taking Over Trucking Industry: Humans Need Not Apply

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Tropical Storm Andrea Throws in the Towel After Only 12 Hours, Becomes Post-Tropical Cyclone

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Heat Dome Set to Sizzle Earth Like a Giant Hot Pocket Before Finally Cooling Off

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Tropical Storm Andrea throws in the towel, becomes post-tropical cyclone faster than you can say canceled beach day

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Heatwave: Mother Nature’s Way of Reminding Us We’re All Just Melting Popsicles

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Russia accidentally drops new Iranian drone tech in Ukraine, claims it was just testing its durability.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Europeans frantically try to out-hack each other in desperate attempt to make military even fancier.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Iranian Hackers Clock In After US Lunch Break

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Volunteers Discover Secret to Calming Shelter Animals: Just Blast Some Mariah Carey!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Shocking News: Mother Nature Zaps Beach-Goers in South Carolina!

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid

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