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Minneapolis Under Siege: Baseball-sized Hailstorm to Blast Upper Midwest Saturday!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

New Invention Turns Air into Water and Coffee, Because Who Needs Nature Anyway?

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Tech Bros Sue Arkansas for Cramping Their Social Media Style

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

$300M Doomsday Bunker: Where the AI doctors are smarter than you and the robot staff are more efficient than your ex!

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

New York Power Outage Crisis Solved with Latest Nuclear Plant – What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Brave Hurricane Hunters Risking Sunburn for Fourth of July BBQ

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Travel Hotspots Set to be Drenched in Rain for Fourth of July, Pack Your Umbrellas!

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Brazil’s Supreme Court Gives Social Media Companies Green Light to be the Ultimate Content Cops!

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Apple’s EU App Store makeover: Please don’t fine us again, pretty please

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

New Jersey lifeguard learns the hard way that umbrellas are not just for shade, officials confirm.

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Elon Musk Pulls Off Epic Facebook Prank with Fake Tesla Giveaway!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Nebraska Floods Homes, Strands Cars in Hilarious Flash Flood Fiasco

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid

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