John Abadavid

Financial Experts Predict 2025 Will Be the Year Everyone Finally Understands Crypto

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Goldman Sachs Announces They’re Only Investing in People Who Still Play Monopoly

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Unemployment Rate Hits Record Low as People Just Stay Home and Sell Their Old Clothes

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Local Meteorologist Finally Admits They Just Guess the Weather

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China Celebrates Record Economic Growth While Handing Out Free Jobs to Robots

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Saudi Arabia to Launch New ‘Progressive Reforms,’ Including Allowing Citizens to Blink Twice for Freedom

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U.N. Declares New Global Crisis: Lack of Consensus on How to Solve Anything

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Russia and Ukraine Agree on Peace Talks: 3-Way Boxing Match Between Jake Paul, Vladimir Putin, and Volodymyr Zelenskyy To Be Streamed Live on Netflix

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GM To Relocate Factories to Deep South – Cage Fight Will Determine Exact Location

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Biden Set To Be First US President To Open Presidential Ice Cream Parlor

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UFOs Spotted Over Roswell, NM: Alien Tourists or Just Really Bad Drones?

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The Top 5 Ways Humans Are Actually Cyborgs (And Don’t Know It Yet)

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