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  • Technology

432 robots struggling to move massive building, demand higher pay.

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

China’s robot soccer team outshines human players, sparking fears of robot uprising.

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

July in the Tropics: Sweat, Sunburns, and Regret

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

NHC: Invest 91L Ready to Rain on Mexico’s Parade with Potential Tropical Depression

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Healthcare Data Breach Exposes 5.4 Million Patient Records: Who Needs Privacy Anyway?

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Tick-Proof Your Life: Because Ticks Are Always Plotting Against You

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Who Needs Vaccines When You Have Whooping Cough? These Families Do!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Patriotic Pandemonium: Track your Fourth of July travel chaos with live maps, delayed flights, and more!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

PayPal Scam: Your Nigerian Prince Cousin Needs Your Help!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

ChatGPT: The Brainwashing AI You Never Knew You Needed!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Weekend Weather: Tropical Disturbance 91L in Atlantic Ready to Ruin Your Plans!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Get your helmets ready: Baseball-sized hail to make Dakotas, Minnesota feel like a real-life game of dodgeball this Saturday!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid

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