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John Abadavid

  • Technology

GoFundMe revamps begging platform to make mooching easier.

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Robot-Run Store VenHub: Because Who Needs Human Cashiers Anyway?

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Barry the Tropical Storm: The Ultimate Beach Party Ruiner

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Tropical Storm Flossie’s Quest for World Domination: Aiming for Hurricane Status by Monday or Tuesday!

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Tropical Storm Barry takes a detour to Mexico, bringing gifts of flooding and mudslides. Thanks, Barry!

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Tropical Storm Flossie: Mother Nature’s Latest Attempt to Ruin Your Beach Day!

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Facebook Hacks Me, Locks Me Out, and Laughs All the Way to the Bank

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Humanoid Robots Win Hearts of Chinese Fans with Epic Soccer Match

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Bryan Norcross: Mexico’s Tropical Vacation Interrupted by Boring Atlantic

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Tropical Trouble Brewing: July 4th Under Threat from Sneaky Storm!

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Stormy Weather: Depressed Tropical Depression 6-E to Transform into Glamorous Hurricane Flossie

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Tropical Depression 2 Heads to Mexico, Bringing Deadly Flooding and Mudslides…But Hey, At Least It’s a Tropical Vacation!

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid

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