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John Abadavid

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Memorial Day Weekend Forecast: Rainy Conditions for Many in the Plains and South

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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AI Enhances Safety Monitoring in NYC Subway Amid Rising Crime Concerns

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Rare May Nor’easter Winds Down After Bringing Heavy Rain Ahead of Holiday Weekend

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Stormy Memorial Day Weekend Ahead for Millions in the Plains and South

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Russian Hackers Attack Western Companies Involved in Ukraine Aid, According to US Intelligence

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Optimistic Indy 500 Forecast for FOX’s Inaugural Broadcast

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Impact of Trump Administration Policies on Harvard’s International Student Community

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Wildfire Near Tucson: Cody Fire Burns 1,300 Acres, Evacuations Underway

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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NASA Resurrects Inactive Thrusters on Voyager 1 After 20 Years

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Microsoft Employee Fired for Disrupting CEO’s Speech in Protest of AI Use for Israeli Military

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Ex-Harvard Morgue Manager Confesses to Human Remains Theft

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
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Bitcoin Surges on Crypto’s Milestone Anniversary: Is a Billion Dollar Pizza on the Horizon?

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid

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