John Abadavid

SparkKitty malware: Because your phone wasn’t infected enough already!

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Senate Removes AI Provision from GOP Bill Due to States’ Uproar: AI Lobbyists Rejoice, Humans Still in Charge!

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Florida Praying for Rain to Ruin 4th of July BBQs as Tropical Trouble Looms.

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Trump Throws Twitter Tantrum Over Glitchy Conference Call #FirstWorldProblems

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Shocking: Rain Ruins Pennsylvania’s Perfectly Dry Day – Flash Floods to Follow!

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Man with Resting B*tch Face Finally Talks Thanks to Robot Brain

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Hurricane Flossie Wreaks Havoc in Eastern Pacific, Mexico Braces for Rainy Day Fun!

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Judge Gives Apple a Taste of Its Own Monopoly Medicine

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NOAA Decides Hurricanes Can Wait for Forecasting Data – Satirenews.com

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Trump Demands Harvard Protect Jewish Students or Lose Funding

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9 totally not sketchy ways your online privacy is definitely not at risk.

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Tropical Storm Flossie Not Messing Around, Going for Hurricane Status by Tuesday – Brace Yourselves! #FlossieFury

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