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  • Technology

AI: The Hungry Hungry Hippo of the Future

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

UK Lawmakers to Vote on Letting Adults Play Life is a Highway on Repeat Until Death

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Summer Solstice: Prepare for Mass Sunburns and Melting Ice Cream

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Is the Atlantic hurricane season about to throw the mother of all tantrums or just keep pouting in the corner?

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Alaska Weather Report: Mother Nature’s Mood Swings and Meltdowns!

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Storms Crush Big Apple & DC, Leaving 600K Powerless! #ShockingNews

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Thunderstorms Take Over East Coast, Leaving NYC and DC Drenched – I-95 Corridor Underwater!

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Teen learns the shocking truth: Lightning doesn’t just strike once in Central Park!

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Move over Hurricane Erick, Mexico’s got a new hotspot: Introducing the latest area to watch, the vacation destination of the year!

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Hurricane Erick Decides to Crash Mexico’s Beach Party, Intensifies into Major Cyclone. Oops! #SorryNotSorry

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Hurricane Erick Fails to RSVP, Crashes Mexico’s Party with Destructive Winds and Rain.

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Breaking: I-95 Corridor Braces for Epic Battle with Mother Nature – Will Wind and Hail Emerge Victorious?

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid

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