John Abadavid

Oh No, Another Hurricane Brewing in the Atlantic! Grab Your Rafts, Folks!

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Elon Musk Bets Taxi Cabs Will Save Tesla from Sales Slump, Because Who Needs Logic, Right?

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First electric plane lands at JFK, passengers shocked by lack of engine noise!

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Shocking News: States with the Most Lightning Insurance Claims Revealed!

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Chaos Ransomware Strikes Optima Tax Relief, Oopsie Daisies – Leaks 69GB of Data!

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Dire Derecho Destroys Everything in Its Path, Tornadoes and High Winds Too Slow to Keep Up

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Northern Plains: Where Tornadoes and 100+ mph Winds Are Just Another Tuesday

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Man whose parents went missing but couldn’t afford ransom pleads guilty to Bitcoin theft. Classic case of priorities!

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Hurricane Erick Makes Waves in Mexico: Baby Takes Swim in Swollen River, Doesn’t Make It

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Oops! Looks like the Internet just can’t keep its passwords secret!

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Heat Wave: US Burns, Centuries-Old Records Melt!

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Iran’s Oops, We Accidentally Hit the Light Switch Moment Leads to War Confusion – Who Left the Internet Out Again?

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