John Abadavid

BREAKING NEWS: “Back to the Future 4” Production Has Started, and Time Travel Just Got a Whole Lot Funnier

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Introvert Group To Host Press Conference, Will Absolutely Not Engage With Press

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Biologists Now Concerned That Plants Might Be Plotting Against Us

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Apple’s iPhone 16 Pro Turns Your Tears Into Data

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Bitcoin Reaches All-Time High, Investors Still Have No Idea What It Is

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New Study Shows That Caffeine Actually Makes You Smarter, So Please Don’t Stop Drinking Coffee

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Financial Experts Predict 2025 Will Be the Year Everyone Finally Understands Crypto

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Goldman Sachs Announces They’re Only Investing in People Who Still Play Monopoly

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Unemployment Rate Hits Record Low as People Just Stay Home and Sell Their Old Clothes

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Local Meteorologist Finally Admits They Just Guess the Weather

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China Celebrates Record Economic Growth While Handing Out Free Jobs to Robots

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Saudi Arabia to Launch New ‘Progressive Reforms,’ Including Allowing Citizens to Blink Twice for Freedom

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