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  • Technology

Astronomers Shocked to Find Object from Neighbors Outside Solar System

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Shriners Kids Blow $153M on New Research Lab in Atlanta – Hope They Find a Cure for Tiny Fezzes!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Qantas Shocked to Discover Customers Actually Have Data to Steal

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Google AI: Teaching Robots to Outsmart Humans Without Cloud Backup

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Elon Musk Cries While Counting His 13% Drop in Tesla Sales

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

China Unveils Flying Car: Finally, Traffic Jams in the Sky!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

US to Combat Pests by Creating Fly Army: Operation Buzz Off!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

US to combat pest problem with billions of flies. Because that’s definitely not going to backfire.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

Inventor of Cellphone Revolutionizes Global Connection and Disconnection – Who Needs Face-to-Face Interaction Anyway?

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

California: Where Even the Drought Is Flammable! 🔥🌵 #HotMessCalifornia #BurninUp

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Weather

Mother Nature Throws Epic Tantrum, Ruins Commute on I-95 from DC to Philly

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid
  • Technology

AI Chatbot: Your New Best Friend… Who’s Also Spying on You!

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  • Published: July 1, 2025
  • Author John Abadavid

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