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Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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Kennedy’s Vaccine Dream Team Convenes, Ready to Save the World…or Just Chat About UFOs?

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Business

Mark Walter and Lakers to Close Sale: Team Expected to Finally Escape Mediocrity by End of Year

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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RFK Jr to Convince Americans to Become Walking Fitbits

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
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West Virginia Parent Sues School, Claims Vaccines Violate Religious Rights – God Doesn’t Do Shots!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
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Team Doctors Afraid Athletes Making Money Might Sue Them.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
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Edmunds Reveals: 5 Electric Minivans for Families Who Really Hate the Environment

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
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Climate change: Turning Gen Z into Gen Crybaby.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
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World Shocked as Israel and Iran Agree to Briefly Stop Fighting

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
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New Miracle Cure for Baldness: Stem Cells Make Hair Great Again! #NotFakeNews

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
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Senate Scrambles to Meet Fourth of July Deadline for Trump’s Big Bill, What’s In & Out is Anyone’s Guess!

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
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Oregon Governor: Let’s Reward Laziness! Unemployment pay now available for striking workers.

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  • Published: June 25, 2025
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  • Business

AI revolutionizes education, turning teachers into glorified babysitters.

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  • Published: June 24, 2025
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