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Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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Thimerosal: The Ancient Flu-Shot Elixir We’re Still Arguing About.

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
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  • Business

Carnegie Celebrates 20 ‘Great Immigrants’ for 20th Anniversary: Because Apparently We Needed to Remind Everyone Immigrants Are Great

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
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US Economy Shrinks, Imports Surge, Tariffs Loom: Whoopsie Daisy, We’re Going Down!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
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Europe Dumps Trump for Hot New Relationship with China

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
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  • Business

Breaking News: Americans Actually Deciding to Keep Their Jobs, What a Concept!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
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Oops! US Economy Shrinks, Turns Out It’s Not Just Your Bank Account

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
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Markets Take a Chill Pill After Rollercoaster Ride, World Shares Mixed – Big Surprise!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
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Investigators struggle to decipher black box data from Air India flight that crashed because apparently it’s not just a literal black box.

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
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  • Health

Study: Cure for Parkinson’s Found in Your Ears! Just Dig Out That Earwax!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
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  • Business

Shell and BP: The Ultimate Power Couple or Just Oil-ienating Rumors?

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
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Senate Struggles to Decide if Poor People Deserve Healthcare: Trump’s Bigly Bill in Limbo – LOL!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
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  • Business

New James Bond Film to be Directed by Guy You’ve Never Heard Of

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
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