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German Minimum Wage to Rise, Citizens Shocked to Receive Slightly Less Miserable Paychecks

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Idaho Doc and Patients Sue Over Law Banning Immigrants from Stealing Public Benefits – The Onion’s Taking Notes

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
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US Stocks Tease Global Market: Will They Break Another Record or Chicken Out Last Minute?

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
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  • Health

Study reveals disposable vapes: the new cancer sticks?

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
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Trump: Great Deal with China, Details Classified (Don’t Worry, We’ll Figure Them Out Later!)

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
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Philly Schools: Asbestos Inspections? Ain’t Nobody Got Time for That!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
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New Mexico Detention Center Throws Measles Party

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
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Americans too healthy, cardiologists now resorting to extreme measures to stay in business

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
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Wow, mortgage rates drop to 6.77%! Better start planning that extravagant vacation you can’t afford.

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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New Buy Now, Cry Later Loans Set to Ruin Credit Scores – Satirical News at its Finest!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
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BREAKING: US mortgage rates hit rock bottom at 6.77% – Time to buy that mansion you can barely afford!

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Business

Carbon Capture: The Magical Solution to Climate Change or Just Another Big Green Scam?

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  • Published: June 26, 2025
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