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France Declares War on Park, Beach, and School Smokers: No Puffing Allowed!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Senators Gear Up for Weekend at Bernie’s: Tax Cut Edition

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
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Ex-Juventus President Agnelli Hopes to Score a Bargain in Creative Accounting Fiasco

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
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BMI misses the mark, body fat the real MVP in predicting health risks, say researchers – shocking, we know!

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  • Published: June 28, 2025
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US and China Make Another Trade Agreement, World Faints from Shock.

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Brazilian Government Teams Up with Elon Musk to Fight Amazon Rainforest Crime with Starlink: Amazon Prime Now Available in the Jungle!

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
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Heat wave fries brains: Tips to keep your noggin from turning into a mushy mess!

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
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Big Banks Pass Stress Tests with Flying Colors… But Only Because They Were Basically a Walk in the Park!

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
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GOP foiled in plan to make guns quieter; NRA demands more hush money.

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
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California Court Outlaws State Insurance Policy for Smoke Damage: Smokers Rejoice!

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
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J.M. Smucker to Make Jams Look Less Fake by 2027 – Because Nothing Screams Authenticity Like Neon Purple Jelly

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
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CDC finally decides mercury in flu vaccines is a bad idea. Next up: removing lead from drinking water!

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  • Published: June 27, 2025
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