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Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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  • Business

Key Concerns to Monitor as the ‘Big, Beautiful Bill’ Heads to the Senate

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

FTC Halts Biden Administration’s Bid to Block Microsoft’s Activision Blizzard Deal

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

US Ambassador’s Meeting with Starmer Follows Trump’s Call for Increased UK Oil Drilling

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

JBS Urges Shareholders to Support US Stock Listing Despite Opposition

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

New Research Suggests Cold Sores Could Contribute to Alzheimer’s Development

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

Louisiana’s Air Monitoring Efforts Hindered by Threat of Heavy Fines, Federal Lawsuit Claims

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

Germany’s Economy Surges 0.4% in Q1, Doubling Initial Projections

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

Global Stock Markets Diverge as Oil Prices Decline Following Treasury Yield Drop

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

Homeowners Invest in Renovations and Repairs Amid Economic Uncertainty and Rising Costs

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

Redbird Investment Firm to Acquire Iconic British Newspaper The Telegraph

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

Army Introduces Challenging New Fitness Test — Are You Up for the Challenge?

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

Weight-Loss Medications Could Reduce Cancer Risk in Diabetic Patients, Study Finds

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  • Published: June 5, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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