Editor Bob Edward McGuire

Asian Shares Soar as US Stock Market Climbs to Infinity and Beyond!

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US-Mexico Border to Reopen for Cattle Imports After Screwworm Fiasco: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Good Parasite Party?

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NYC Doctor Lands Coveted Role as Hospital Casanova

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Trump to Sign Order Ending US Sanctions on Syria, Because Who Needs Diplomacy Anyway?

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IV Therapy: Don’t Poke Around Without Asking Questions First, You’re Not a Human Pincushion!

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Wild Now Playing at Grand Casino Arena Because Money Talks and Hockey Walks!

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Supreme Court Decides Trans Rights Are So Last Season

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Home Depot Buys Fancy Stuff Company for Way Too Much Money, Because Why Not?

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Denmark to Draft Women as Russian Threat Grows: Who Knew Equality Came with Camouflage?

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Senate Republicans in a Panic as Trump’s Big Bill Goes Off the Rails – Weekend Fails Fuel Hilarious Sprint!

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4 Hilariously Useless Tips to Sleep Through a Heatwave

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Asian Investors Scratch Their Heads as US Stocks Break Record: Is This a Good Thing?

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