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Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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  • Business

Last Chance for Free Bags at Southwest as Airline Drops Beloved Benefit

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

Tesla’s European Sales Halve, Indicating Strong Backlash Against Musk

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

Global Markets Show Mixed Signals as US Futures Surge Before Wall Street Reopens

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

Stephen Hayes Dacus Appointed as First Foreign CEO of 7-Eleven Japan

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Medical Group Alerts on Surge in Cholera Cases and New Sudan Outbreak

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

Zone 2 Training: The Popular Fat-Burning Workout That Doesn’t Require Intense Exercise

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

Asian Markets Dip in Narrow Range as US Markets Observe Memorial Day Closure

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Business

Texas Oil Executive from DOGE’s Role in the Interior Department Revealed

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

US Aid Sustained Somali Children: The Crisis as Funding Dwindles

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

Caution to Beer Lovers: ‘Forever Chemicals’ Detected in U.S. Brews Surpassing EPA Standards

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

Daily Vitamin May Help Slow Biological Aging, Major Study Finds

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  • Published: June 7, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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  • Health

Direct Comparison of Zepbound and Wegovy: Weight Loss Results Unveiled

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  • Published: June 6, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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