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Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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Supreme Court Shockingly Supports Sick Kid, Opens Floodgates for More Sick Kids to Demand Rights – What’s Next, Puppies in Court?

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Government Snoops on Woman’s License Plate Data to Make Sure She’s Not Committing the Ultimate Crime: Abortion

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Louisiana AG on High Alert as CVS Turns into Texting Lobbyist Menace!

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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New Study Reveals Low-Calorie Diets Make You Crazy!

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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6 Foolproof Tips to Save Your Ears from Extinction, According to ‘Experts’

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Hairstylists and Doctors Agree: Ozempic Users Shedding Hair Faster Than a Cat in Spring!

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
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Las Vegas Hotels Sued for ‘Injuries’ from Bedbug ‘Massacre’

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
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Biblical Fast Food Fad Sweeps Nation as Dieters Skip Meals for Divine Absolution

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
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Trump Opens Floodgates for Japanese Steel, Just as Long as He Gets What He Wants!

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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South Africa Floods: Rescuers in Deep Water, Can’t Stop the Body Count at 86!

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
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Trump’s Birthday Gift: Direct Flight to Greenland Finally Arrives!

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
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Trump Declares Farms, Meatpacking Plants, Hotels, and Restaurants Safe Havens for Undocumented Workers

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  • Published: June 15, 2025
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