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Canada Threatens to Raise Tariffs on U.S. Steel and Aluminum Depending on How Many Tim Hortons Doughnuts They Buy, Eh?

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
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  • Health

Weed: The Real Gateway to Heart Attacks and Strokes, Says Study

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Employers now making workers play Insurance Agent in latest cost-cutting scheme.

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Watch out for COVID variant causing ‘razor blade’ throats – don’t worry, it’s just a little tickle!

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

FDA shocks world with approval of Bi-Annual HIV Shot: Because Who Has Time for Monthly?

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

CDC Advisers to Discuss Unvaccinated Unicorn Tears as Possible COVID Cure

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
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Trump Administration Decides LGBTQ+ Youth Have Enough Hotline Options, Encourages Them to Just Deal with It

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
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  • Health

Surgical weight loss kicks Ozempic’s butt in unexpected showdown – you won’t believe who wins!

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Bad news: Drinking causes cancer, negative thoughts rot brain, and sound hurts ears. Stay alive with these tips!

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Get ready for the pest show: Invasive critters set to steal the spotlight this summer, experts hilariously caution.

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
  • Health

Study reveals: Your DNA is the ultimate excuse for your failed diet attempts

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
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  • Health

FDA: Why Take a Pill Daily When You Can Get Stabbed Twice a Year to Prevent HIV?

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
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