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Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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Nutritionists Declare: Eating Extra Protein is Totally Overrated!

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  • Published: June 21, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Moon Crater Reveals Japanese Company’s Failed Lunar Parking Attempt

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Federal Judge Puts Trump’s Harvard Tantrum on Ice: Foreign Students Still Welcome to Party!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
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New Study: Eating Fruits and Veggies May Actually Cure Insomnia, Who Knew?

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Purdue Pharma Nails Down $7B Opioid Settlement Votes with Free OxyContin for Everyone!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Uganda’s New Miracle Bike Promises to Cure All Illnesses!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
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Deezer’s New Genius Plan: AI Song Tags to Outsmart Music Fraud!

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
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Rich Guy Buys Basketball Team, Shockingly Made Money by Investing

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
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Bill Gates Unveils Genius Plan to Battle Alzheimer’s After Dad Forgets Passwords

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
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New Zealand PM Meets with Xi to Discuss Who Gets the Last Tim Tam

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  • Published: June 20, 2025
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Restaurants and servers outraged at Republicans’ attempt to let them keep their hard-earned tip money!

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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North Carolina lawmakers decide pollution is the new black, ditch 2030 carbon reduction goal. Oops! #KeepItDirtyNC

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  • Published: June 19, 2025
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