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FDA Official: I Know Better Than My Own Staff!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
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Oscar Mayer Turkey Bacon: Now with a Side of Listeria!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
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CDC: RSV Vaccine Now Available for Those Who Survived the Great Toilet Paper Shortage of ’20

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
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Beware: Bread, Body Fat, and Bees – The Triple Threat of Doom!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
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Miracle weight-loss pills now double as headache cure!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
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Airline water: the new in-flight mystery meat

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
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Trump Strikes Vietnam Deal: US Goods Now Free to Flood Market, Economy Saved!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
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Microsoft Cleans House, Unleashes Unemployment Tsunami on Thousands.

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
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Elon Musk and Trump’s BFFs turned frenemies: A photo timeline of their rocky bromance!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
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Spain’s ‘Hot’ New Tourist Attraction: Wildfires Roast 2, Europe Sizzles in Heat Wave

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
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Breast Cancer Survivors: The Ultimate Memory Boosters? Study Suggests Yes!

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
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Trump Fires Biden’s TVA Picks, Replaces with His Own Best People

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  • Published: July 2, 2025
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