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New Study Finds 1 in 3 Gen Z Thinks VHS Tapes Were Ancient ‘Smartphones’

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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AI Now Capable of Writing Political Speeches, But They’re All Just Incoherent Rants

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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AI Creates First ‘Genuine’ Apology for Mark Zuckerberg’s Latest Privacy Scandal

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Reports Show That 40% of People Only Read the Headlines Before Sharing Articles

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  • Published: November 26, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Breaking: Pizza Delivery Drone Gets Stuck in Tree, Starts Posting About Its Struggles on Instagram

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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World’s First Time Machine Invented—Still Can’t Get Your Latte Right on Time

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  • Published: November 25, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Breaking: Biden Declares the Thanksgiving Turkey “Too White”, Plans To End Annual Tradition

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  • Published: November 24, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Ghosts in Haunted Houses Now Demanding Wi-Fi Access

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  • Published: November 24, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Local Teen Claims ‘No One Understands My Struggle’ After Spending a Day Without Wi-Fi

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  • Published: November 22, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Mayor Declares Official Holiday for People Who Don’t Like to Talk to Strangers

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  • Published: November 22, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire
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Letter to the Editor: Toxic Maculinity Is Coming Back

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  • Published: November 19, 2024
  • Author Editor Bob Edward McGuire

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