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Chaz Chasington

  • Weather

Florida Beaches: Where Even the Sand is High on Coke!

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

World Cup 2025: Women’s Soccer Hopes to Dominate Like That One Time Spain Won Something

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

Tigers Pitcher Skubal Dominates Twins, Franchise History Made, Fans Wondering if They’re Watching Wrong Sport

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Matt Freese’s Epic Shootout Win Propels America to Gold Cup Semis; Fans Already Planning Victory Parades

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

Petra Kvitova Retires After Wimbledon Run: Tennis World Bids Farewell to 2-Time Champ

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

Wimbledon Prepares for Literal Hot Mess on Day 1: Players to Griddle on Court for Fans’ Entertainment

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

Texas Teen Sensation Gets Wisdom from Texas’ Other Favorite Son

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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Author suggests Caitlin Clark to lead new basketball league, because who needs LeBron?

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Weather

Barry’s Last Stand: Mexico Drenched in Floods!

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

US Women Continue Dominance Over Ireland, Proving Yet Again That They Are Simply Unstoppable

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  • Published: June 30, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
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US Defeats Costa Rica in Gold Cup Quarterfinals Thanks to Expertise in Penalty Kicks (aka Soccer’s True Measure of Skill)

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington
  • Sports

USMNT Barely Escapes Costa Rica in Gold Cup Nail-Biter – Soccer Fans on Edge of Their Seats!

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  • Published: June 29, 2025
  • Author Chaz Chasington

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